Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas, soon would be there.
But he would not soon appear, for a mistake had occurred
The big man in red had been injured at work
A new deer with astigmatism, unable to see
Had flown he and Santa straight into a tree
A replacement was wanted, and they needed one fast
Before Christmas present, became Christmas past
A name was selected, entirely at random
Perhaps this person and Santa could save Christmas in tandem
The elves rushed the new Santa straight to the pole
And introduced him to the Santa we’ve all come to know
He said, “I’m Ashley Cole.